I love a tight man. A tight man with cast iron pecs. Thighs that could choke a bear. A butt you could eat breakfast off of.

fffc:

got a masters degree in being ignored

(via fake-mermaid)

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10 hours ago

No matter how many people are around or how clear the area looks. No matter what anyone says, no matter what you think. You are not safe.

(Source: seyfrieds, via annual-transylvanian-convention)

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Posted
10 hours ago

cordatemoon:

mizufae:

hello if you are confused or uncomfortable today please gaze at these kittens

This helps

(Source: rraaaarrl, via musicalbeatles)

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Posted
1 day ago

rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

image

(Source: spacae, via meanplastic)

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Posted
1 day ago

strangelykt:

amy—jean:

Little Girl Plays on Gentle Giant Tibetan Mastiff

(Source: gifsboom, via spookcockalypse)

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Posted
1 day ago

Typical school day

180mph:

Me: *bench presses the teacher*

Teacher: Put me down

(via deltacentauri)

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Posted
2 days ago

spoooky-couch:

whenever i’m leaving a conversation i say “bi” to remind and tell people i am bisexual. for some reason this has not been working very well and most people think i’m straight despite my reminders. however, they do sometimes praise me and say “good bi” in response.

(via hauntedblogger)

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Posted
2 days ago