I love a tight man. A tight man with cast iron pecs. Thighs that could choke a bear. A butt you could eat breakfast off of.

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

(via rise-above-the-ashes)

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37306
Posted
16 hours ago

Tell me more, tell me more

But you don’t gotta brag

(Source: missanniehall, via polkanots)

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504
Posted
16 hours ago

house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me

(Source: xereneas, via dulect)

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Posted
19 hours ago
piercingthe-ongelooflijk:

THE CHOREOGRAPHY IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I DIDN’T EVEN SLOW DOWN THE GIF THAT’S EXACTLY THE SPEED THEY FOUGHT AT 

piercingthe-ongelooflijk:

THE CHOREOGRAPHY IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I DIDN’T EVEN SLOW DOWN THE GIF THAT’S EXACTLY THE SPEED THEY FOUGHT AT 

(via kiss-my-assbutt)

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66375
Posted
19 hours ago

I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

(Source: branstarks, via demmpster)

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Posted
19 hours ago