I love a tight man. A tight man with cast iron pecs. Thighs that could choke a bear. A butt you could eat breakfast off of.

Having a skype call with your best friend

suwakoko:

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(via manziel)

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mitchdahbitch:

occupation: ugly friend

(Source: mitchdahbitch, via duvk)

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meladoodle:

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

(Source: meladoodle, via telapathetic)

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pardonmewhileipanic:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

She looks like Cleopatra or something brought into the future. Powerful stare like, “All the Ceasar’s be fallin’ for me.”

OMG that second gif makes me feel like she just declared war and we’re all gonna die and I’m totally ok with that

(Source: nickimlnaj, via snarky-penis)

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I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

(via hufflepuffwithashotgun)

I guess
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breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

(via beatles-birds)

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acappellaheffalumps:

I love the beginning of the introduction of countries at the olympics because it starts off with the smaller countries

you know just little groups

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but then

out of nowhere 

they arrive

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CANADA

(via shang-had-gay-thoughts)

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code1ne:

It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something

(Source: dechirement, via longing-for-darkness)

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