I love a tight man. A tight man with cast iron pecs. Thighs that could choke a bear. A butt you could eat breakfast off of.
milwaukeemorgan:

Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean

milwaukeemorgan:

Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean

(via till-the-end--of-the-line)

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8 hours ago

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via yoareyoukittenme)

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9 hours ago

lkua:

straight white men

(Source: jazzrobot69, via jessiphia)

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9 hours ago

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

(via spacebabenumber-25)

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9 hours ago
me:where do you live?
vegan:I'm a vegan
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9 hours ago