I love a tight man. A tight man with cast iron pecs. Thighs that could choke a bear. A butt you could eat breakfast off of.
organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

(via jesongrace)

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officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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(via wibbleywobbleytimeywimeyimpala)

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irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

(Source: oprahpinky, via lilbillclinton)

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