I love a tight man. A tight man with cast iron pecs. Thighs that could choke a bear. A butt you could eat breakfast off of.

kane52630:

"He stole my balloons!" -  The Joker

Batman (1989)

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2 hours ago

googlearths:

GOING TO CLICK ON A NEW TAB AND ACCIDENTALLY EXITING OUT OF THE ENTIRE WINDOW

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167838
Posted
12 hours ago

Ask me my “TOP 5” anything!

(Source: askboxmemes, via saltedvagina)

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12 hours ago

unclefather:

i think my parents would yell at me if i died

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22 hours ago

thatonegirlwiththatoneblog:

when you’re writing has and accidentally write ahs 

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Posted
22 hours ago

h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

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Posted
1 day ago


stand-up-comic-gifs
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Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

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Posted
1 day ago

Remember when Mitt Romney spoke at the NAACP National Convention

(Source: holdmypurse, via french)

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1 day ago